You owe it to yourself (and maybe any upcoming dates). But this year, I say, let’s get crazy and spring clean up our noses (and other places that need grooming). Spring cleaning is usually all about tidying up your home or clearing out the digital crap in your iPhone or Mac. What did I expect it to smell like? Freshly cut grass? The burning-like smell emitted during the chopping of my nose hairs had me a little concerned at first, but then I remembered I had a micro-sized motor shoved up my nose. And right now, I have no regrets spending a few bucks on an electric wand that spins a teeny tiny blade to shred my nose hairs. I know how to read WebMD! It’s my life, I’ll do as I please. nose hairs are a good thing because they act as traps for dirt and dust and pathogens and stuff” you can save it. If you’re reading this and about to get wise on me with an “um, actually. I look stupid, but who cares? Raymond Wong / Input They’re au natural just the way God intended.) (When I was a kid, my older sister put duct tape on one of my eyebrows and ripped it off, probably traumatizing me for life, so I don’t mess with my beautiful brows. There are a couple of other heads that can be attached for trimming your brows or beard or sideburns or the insides of your ears I won’t be using those. I bought this thing to hack at my nose hairs and it does the job off the power of an included AA battery. The silver plastic body, painted to resemble metal, looks like it’ll rub right off with a few uses. My trimmer isn’t just cheap in price, but build quality and that’s fine. I don’t need all the features or the RPMS or the extra heads or modes - just cut my nose hairs! I did the research and I read through everyone’s picks, and in the end, I left the dozen tabs of nose hair trimmers ranging from Wahl to Norelco to Panasonic hanging and just went for this cheap plastic one. I’m usually a snob when it comes to tech or appliances or grooming gear - I’m the guy who owns a Dyson SuperSonic and drags it around the world on trips! - but this thing I didn’t bother with. So the fact that it’s less than a decent lunch in Manhattan already makes it a value. It’s $13 - I’ve spent more money on dumber and less useful things. There is nothing remotely special about the Wahl nose hair trimmer I bought. We only include products that have been independently selected by Input's editorial team. Input may receive a portion of sales if you purchase a product through a link in this article. Turns out I do need one - I can’t believe I’ve been living without this kind of luxury my entire life! Who needs an electric nose hair trimmer for a two-second - five-second at most - job? I’ve used a pair of baby nose hair safety scissors (the kind with the rounded edges) to trim inside my nose for years. It’s an infestation.īut back to my trimmer - I caved because a few stray hairs in my nostrils have been bothering me. Why is nobody talking how Amazon jams its product pages with keywords? Somebody really should. Thank you Amazon Prime credit card rewards points! Also, what the hell is going on with the name. After years of sitting in my Amazon “Saved for later” list, I said screw it on Sunday and checked out the “Wahl Ear, Nose, & Brow Trimmer Clipper – Painless Eyebrow & Facial Hair Trimmer for Men & Women, Battery Included Electric Groomer – Model 5545-400.” It arrived at my door the next day.
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